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FYDELITY- Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack: DESERT CACTUS

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YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! Just kidding, you're going to Coachella! (Wait, is there a difference?) Deliver yourself from the fringe-filled and flower crowned abomination. Swap the hippie head gear atrocity for a glorious crown of cacti. Listen to the supplications and invocations of the poor unfortunate bohemian souls and ask yourself, what would Coachella Jesus do? DESERT CACTUS. Cacti print on blue. Store your tickets, phones, cash, ID cards, keys and prayers. Toss some seemingly innocent brownies in there and sell it to people secretly. And if they ask about its magical properties Ð just wink at them, grab your 20 bucks and run. Dimensions: 9" x 5.5" x 1" (24cm x 14cm x 3cm) Belt strap length adjusts from 28" to 44" (70cm to 111cm) and an optional 12" extender is available for additional purchase.

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YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!

Just kidding, you're going to Coachella! (Wait, is there a difference?)

Deliver yourself from the fringe-filled and flower crowned abomination. Swap the hippie head gear atrocity for a glorious crown of cacti. Listen to the supplications and invocations of the poor unfortunate bohemian souls and ask yourself, what would Coachella Jesus do?

DESERT CACTUS. Cacti print on blue. Store your tickets, phones, cash, ID cards, keys and prayers. Toss some seemingly innocent brownies in there and sell it to people secretly. And if they ask about its magical properties Ð just wink at them, grab your 20 bucks and run.

Dimensions: 9" x 5.5" x 1" (24cm x 14cm x 3cm) Belt strap length adjusts from 28" to 44" (70cm to 111cm) and an optional 12" extender is available for additional purchase.