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Freedom has a price; a price so great it has cost the lives of many a brave and courageous mortals who dared to fight oppression. But freedom also has fries and the fries of freedom is only $15!

FREEDOM FRIES. Pommes frites print. The Freedom Fries ultra slim fanny pack is made to be indestructible; the belt straps contain a special cotton blend that make them super durable and will hold strongly even if your huddled masses are yearning to breathe free.

Dimensions: 9" x 5.5" x 1" (24cm x 14cm x 3cm) Belt strap length adjusts from 28" to 44" (70cm to 111cm) and an optional 12" extender is available for additional purchase.

CAUTION! Ð The fries look so good and realistic, a clown with big a** red shoes might try and steal the bag. Beware of well, just beware!