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Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack: FLAGS USA


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(Continental US Only)

Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack: FLAGS USA

Tired of locals not seeing how big of a deal you are just from your looks?

When the socks and sandals combo has become too vague.

When the volume of your voice just can't get any higher!

Don't worry fam, we gotchu!

The USA ultra slim fanny pack. The perfect accessory for the jet-setting American. One look at your USA fanny pack and locals will immediately bow down and kiss your feet. It fits everything you need to make America great again! Phones, sunglasses, ID cards, tickets, your wads of US dollars that you want to make sure the locals get a glimpse of because in America, that's how we do it!

FLAGS USA. Ol' Red, White and Blue print. Only the best possible materials and construction techniques were used; it's as if Betsy Ross made it herself! Some say that chants of "USA! USA! USA!" have been known to emanate from it.

Dimensions: 9" x 5.5" x 1" (24cm x 14cm x 3cm) Belt strap length adjusts from 28" to 44" (70cm to 111cm) and an optional 12" extender is available for additional purchase.

*MAGA hat sold separately.