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Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack: WERDS Cunt Black & White

$14 $9

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Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack: WERDS Cunt (Black White)There is an age-old art called ÔCuntistry' dating back to 1789 though some say it goes back way before that. Masters of the art form were given distinctions or tokens that indicated their prowess in the field. Some grew huge amounts of hair on their... >>>Read More

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Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack: WERDS Cunt (Black White)

There is an age-old art called ÔCuntistry' dating back to 1789 though some say it goes back way before that. Masters of the art form were given distinctions or tokens that indicated their prowess in the field. Some grew huge amounts of hair on their faces while others experienced unnatural changes to the color of their hair.

Nowadays, these features are common and can be seen on anyone with good genes or access to a salon. The Cunts United of ÔMurica has improvised by issuing CUNT bags for first class cunts everywhere. Like a professional wrestler proudly wearing his championship belt, the massive cunt wears their badge around their waist.

CUS WERDS Cunt. Black and white. Store everything you'll need in the CUNT ultra slim fanny pack. Sunglasses, phones, keys, lip balms, tickets, condoms, IUDs; anything can fit in your CUNT! Only the best possible materials were used in the creation of these vulgar emblems. Guaranteed to survive an attack from an outraged mob who are jealous of your exploits in Cuntistry.

Dimensions: 9" x 5.5" x 1" (24cm x 14cm x 3cm) Belt strap length adjusts from 28" to 44" (70cm to 111cm) and an optional 12" extender is available for additional purchase.

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Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack: WERDS Cunt Black & White

$14 $9