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Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack: LASER Purple


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Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack: LASER Purple

Once upon a time, there was an electro music junkie whose greatest desire was to create the best EDM mix the world would ever hear! In desperation, he sought the sea witch Ursula for help but the price wasn't cheap. In return for his request, Ursula required him to give up his fashion sense. Of course he signed it over and that is how the world was blessed with a masterful DJ with zero sense of style.

So whenever Ursula isn't busy making deals with poor unfortunate souls, she does the multi-limbed version of the running man to Swedish House Mafia while wearing a purple holographic ensemble which she had put together herself thanks to her newly acquired knowledge of the EDM fashion scene. The outfit shimmers with every movement; reflecting a multitude of glistening purple hues made more electrifying thanks to Flotsam and Jetsam.

LASER Purple. Purple; shiny, shimmery, sparkly. From plain sea witch to electro witch! Unlike Ursula, you don't have a lot of extra limbs so you're going to need something to put your stuff in. The LASER Purple ultra slim fanny pack fits everything you'll need to make (purple) waves. The sleek lines will not distract from your style, blending in perfectly with your laser purple theme. The purple holographic effect removes all doubts from people's minds that you are indeed the ultimate electro witch of the Seven Seas or perhaps the Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC).

We use only the best possible materials and construction techniques; our bags can survive tsunamis or rough octopedal brawls with the Kraken.

Dimensions: 9" x 5.5" x 1" (24cm x 14cm x 3cm) Belt strap length adjusts from 28" to 44" (70cm to 111cm) and an optional 12" extender is available for additional purchase.