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FYDELITY- Retro Cassette Wallet- White Matte GLAM GLITTER

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Retro Cassette Wallet - White Matte GLAM GLITTERFrom a distance you could see him coming. Slicked back dark hair. Chevron moustache. Buckteeth. Tight as white...

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Retro Cassette Wallet - White Matte GLAM GLITTER

From a distance you could see him coming.

Slicked back dark hair. Chevron moustache. Buckteeth.

Tight as white bodysuit with a super deep V cut in the front that usually makes the top of the list in the "Don'ts" of Men's Fashion. But it was a "Do" with him. Indeedy do.

I peered at him from the edge of the tabloid magazine I was pretending to read.

And there it was, the "piŽce de rŽsistance" of his snowy ensemble. Out from that super deep V cut tight as white bodysuit, he was able to pull out from God knows where, a White Matte Glam Glitter Cassette Tape Wallet!

A cassette tape but it's been fashioned into a far out Vegan leather wallet. With glam glitters! Did it come with a clear Nelcro inspired box? Yes, yes it did. And a J-Card to jot down those truth-seeking questions. "Is this the real life?", "Is this just fantasy?"

My knees went weak, my platform sandals almost giving out on me.

As he turned to leave, he caught me staring.

We locked eyes.

He winked!

And as fast as he came, he was gone.

Mars chocolate bar. That's what he bought.