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Retro Cassette Wallet - White Matte DUSTER SILVER
Bills, bills, Spam mail, Oh,
"Siri, cancel "Girls and Corpses' subscri-.."
Out of the corner of your eye you see a white card. There's no mistaking it! It was white as Ed Sheeran's ass.
With shaky hands, you hold the white card up. In big bold letters you read,
"THE WHITE PARTY"
You scream. The cat screams. You scream again because the cat knocked over your white gold P. Diddy statuette and it startled you.
Then the realization hit you. What to wear??? White obviously!
But you need something that shows people how much you love music and at the same time doesn't prompt them to call security thinking you're an intruder... "A-ha!"
White Matte Duster Silver Cassette Tape Wallet!
Let's break it down,
Cassette Tape = old school, street cred, obviously serious about music Ã
White Matte Wallet = symbolizes success, privilege and prestige Ã
The successful collaboration of the two was done in a secret location at The Hamptons. Only the finest Vegan leather was used. Gluten-free. Placed in a clear Norelco inspired box (musical AF) and comes with a white J-Card you can use to write your guest list on for your very own exclusive white party someday
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Everything was white. People were redo-ing high fives because the first ones weren't good enough. The host sees you and looks down at your white matte wallet. He breaks into a huge grin revealing pearly white teeth,
You've finally made it.