FYDELITY- Retro Cassette Wallet- White Matte DUSTER SILVER - Fydelity
FYDELITY- Retro Cassette Wallet- White Matte DUSTER SILVER - Fydelity
FYDELITY- Retro Cassette Wallet- White Matte DUSTER SILVER - Fydelity
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FYDELITY- Retro Cassette Wallet- White Matte DUSTER SILVER

$24.00
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    Retro Cassette Wallet - White Matte DUSTER SILVER

    BillsÉ billsÉ Spam mailÉ OhÉ

    ÒSiri, cancel ÔGirls & CorpsesÕ subscri-..Ó

    Out of the corner of your eye you see a white card. ThereÕs no mistaking it! It was white as Ed SheeranÕs ass.

    With shaky hands, you hold the white card up. In big bold letters you read,

    ÒTHE WHITE PARTYÓ

    You scream. The cat screams. You scream again because the cat knocked over your white gold P. Diddy statuette and it startled you.

    Then the realization hit you. What to wear??? White obviously!

    But you need something that shows people how much you love music and at the same time doesnÕt prompt them to call security thinking youÕre an intruder... "A-ha!"

    White Matte Duster Silver Cassette Tape Wallet!

    LetÕs break it downÉ

    Cassette Tape = old school, street cred, obviously serious about music ✔

    White Matte Wallet = symbolizes success, privilege and prestige ✔

    The successful collaboration of the two was done in a secret location at The Hamptons. Only the finest Vegan leather was used. Gluten-free. Placed in a clear Norelco inspired box (musical AF) and comes with a white J-Card you can use to write your guest list on for your very own exclusive white party someday


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    Everything was white. People were redo-ing high fives because the first ones werenÕt good enough. The host sees you and looks down at your white matte wallet. He breaks into a huge grin revealing pearly white teeth,

    ÒWelcome, brotha!Ó

    YouÕve finally made it.

    ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
    Color: Blue, Purple, White
    Size: 20, 24
    Material: 100% Polyester
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