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Retro Cassette Wallet - Black Matte PATENT BLACK
PSA FROM THE PARK RANGERS ASSOCIATION OF FINLAND:
ÒAs park rangers, we are entrusted with the care and protection of state and national parks. This involves the natural resources, ecosystems and wildlife within. And of course it includes the people who visit these parks.
But after our last assembly held at the Oulanka National Park, we came across some increasingly alarming numbers.
It has come to our attention that 75% of our job has been rescuing metal bands that get lost shooting album covers and music videos.
DonÕt get us wrong, we are big metal fans and we appreciate their valuable contribution to FinlandÕs music industry! But we would be very grateful if you would lessen said occurrences. Park Ranger Ingvar almost had a heart attack when he saw a wandering metalhead with long dark hair thinking it was an angry bear. He has taken some paid days off to calm his nerves.
As mentioned earlier, it is part of a park rangerÕs duty to help our human visitors. So we strongly advise that you stay on the trails that have been expertly marked by our professional trailblazers. We also suggest that you carry a map, a physical one, due to the lack of signal coverage in most areas of the forest.
Lastly, we are also kindly asking you to stop calling us Òmetal detectorsÓ. Trust us, it gets really old.
Black Matte Patent Black Cassette Tape. A cassette tape that was shredded (with periodic headbanging every 6 seconds) into a zip wallet. Fits a map, if folded correctly, and perhaps even a compass. Vegan leather was used in support of the animal friendly lifestyle of most metal-heads. Includes a J-Card (could be used to sketch trail directions on) and as each one is packed in a clear Norelco inspired box, ÒRaise your horns, raise them up to the skyÓ is death growled in such a way that Amon Amarth would be proud of and cry tears of blood.
EXTRA NOTE: After packing, each product has been raised up to the sky with one hand while the other hand does the Ôdevil hornsÕ gesture as a supplication for blessings from the Gods of Metal.
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