FYDELITY- Retro Cassette Wallet- GOLD Chrome DUSTER COPPER

Retro Cassette Wallet - GOLD Chrome DUSTER COPPER

Those therapy bills sending you to the poor house? Running out of available limbs to pay for them?

We have a cheaper alternative for you. So much cheaper that therapists hate us! And they will definitely hate you too!

Here's how:


STEP ONE:

Purchase the Gold Metallic Chrome Duster Copper Cassette Tape Wallet for only $24. That's right! Only $24! Music has always been therapeutic and this is represented by the cassette tape which has been rejuvenated into a zip wallet. Copper is also known to have healing qualities. Made with vegan leather because using animal cruelty-free products always gives one a good feeling.

But wait, there's more!

It comes in a clear Norelco inspired box which is perfect for if you want to spread the healing to all your friends and even strangers. We've even tossed in a J-Card that you can write some inspirational quotes on or perhaps a playlist that includes Kesha's "Praying" and other songs about overcoming obstacles triumphantly, whichever makes you feel better because we're all about making YOU feel better!

STEP TWO:

Tell yourself "It be like that sometimes.". Repeat as often as needed.


Most effective when used with the healing properties of the Gold Metallic Chrome Duster Copper Cassette Tape Wallet mentioned above. Just recite the phrase while holding said item.


DISCLAIMER: The promotion above is intended for humor. If you or someone you know is struggling or may be at risk for suicide, please call the U.S. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255).